This post is to bring smiles on the faces of the people I know. No offence please... I am just sharing the jokes, sms... shayari... anything that can just make you smile. Will try to update it daily. Most of these are reaching to everyone I know in India... so this is an effort to reach to a wider audience... beyond boundaries, saat samandar paar. Hope you will enjoy and if I can make you smile even a single day, I achieve my purpose.
Let me begin with this one:
A black baby is given a pair of wings by God. He smiles and asks "Does this mean I am an angel now? "
God laughed - "No, you are a BAT"
Garib mareez - Dr. Sahab mere pass paise nahi hain, aap mera ilaaj kardo, kabhi na kabhi aapke kaam aaoonga.
Dr - Kya karte ho?
Mariz - Kabr khodta hoon, sahab.
Teacher - Moral wali story sunao.
Beans - 1 din hum unke ghar gaye to wo soye hue the... 1 din wo hamare ghar aaye to hum soye hue the. Moral hai - Jaisi karni, Waisi bharni :)
Chor pakadne ki machine bani. USA mein ek din mein 9 chor pakde gaye, China mein 30, UK mein 50 aur INDIA mein 1 ghante mein machine chori ho gayi. India Rocks.
Billu - Dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Gullu - Arre wo kaat nahi raha 'Zehar' ka recharge karwane aaya hai.
Back here after a break :)
Mareez Nurse se : Paani pila do.
Nurse - Kya pyaas lagi hai?
Mareez gusse se jhunjla kar - Nahi, gala check karna hai, kahin leak to nahi kar raha hai.
Ek topi bechne wala ped ke neeche aaram kar raha tha. Achanak kuchh bandar uski topiyan utha kar le gaye. Use turant apne dadaji ki sunayi kahani yaad aayi aur usne apni ek topi utha kar phenk dee.
Ek bandar aaya aur use zor ka Thappad mar kar bola - "Tu kya sochta hai? hamara dada hamein kahani nahi suna ke gaya? "
Let me begin with this one:
A black baby is given a pair of wings by God. He smiles and asks "Does this mean I am an angel now? "
God laughed - "No, you are a BAT"
Garib mareez - Dr. Sahab mere pass paise nahi hain, aap mera ilaaj kardo, kabhi na kabhi aapke kaam aaoonga.
Dr - Kya karte ho?
Mariz - Kabr khodta hoon, sahab.
Teacher - Moral wali story sunao.
Beans - 1 din hum unke ghar gaye to wo soye hue the... 1 din wo hamare ghar aaye to hum soye hue the. Moral hai - Jaisi karni, Waisi bharni :)
Chor pakadne ki machine bani. USA mein ek din mein 9 chor pakde gaye, China mein 30, UK mein 50 aur INDIA mein 1 ghante mein machine chori ho gayi. India Rocks.
Billu - Dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Gullu - Arre wo kaat nahi raha 'Zehar' ka recharge karwane aaya hai.
Back here after a break :)
Mareez Nurse se : Paani pila do.
Nurse - Kya pyaas lagi hai?
Mareez gusse se jhunjla kar - Nahi, gala check karna hai, kahin leak to nahi kar raha hai.
Ek topi bechne wala ped ke neeche aaram kar raha tha. Achanak kuchh bandar uski topiyan utha kar le gaye. Use turant apne dadaji ki sunayi kahani yaad aayi aur usne apni ek topi utha kar phenk dee.
Ek bandar aaya aur use zor ka Thappad mar kar bola - "Tu kya sochta hai? hamara dada hamein kahani nahi suna ke gaya? "
4 comments:
Richa Rocks...........
kitne mushkil se in sms ka picha chudwaya tha, dekho naya tarika nikal liya :)
Wow..........Smita... I loved it... Appko kya laga tha hamara saath nibhane ka wada jhootha tha? Aapko kya laga tha itni asani se hamse peechha chhuda lengi? Bad luck...
Smita... wo gana yaad hai na... "Tu jahan jahan chalega , mera saaya saath hoga"
:))))
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